The reason your inbox has 47 unread emails with no clear action items — it's Simon Hansman, CIO, Group Information & Technology Division at Baiduri Bank Group, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. We're still unclear what they do, but HR assures us it's important and involves many dashboards.
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