Meet the human embodiment of a mission statement no one remembers, Sonya Wells, CIO - SVP-Information Services at SRS Distribution Inc., famous for asking 'Is this scalable?' right before disappearing for two weeks. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. When they say ‘plug and play,’ they really mean ‘pray and reboot.’
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