This is the person who once used ‘moving forward’ 12 times in a single Slack message: Stasi Prandalos, CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER at MIR VALVE, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently turning metrics into mysticism. They think the cloud is just a phase, like Napster.
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