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Thomas Koffi

Président-directeur général @ TotalEnergies


Thomas Koffi
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The only person who starts every sentence with 'per our last sync': Thomas Koffi, Président-directeur général at TotalEnergies, doesn't solve problems — they 'ideate actionable frameworks' around them. Currently moving at the speed of internal approval processes. They once got locked out of a Zoom call and held a whiteboard meeting in the break room instead.

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