When corporate said 'think outside the box', they created a new one called ‘The Ideation Zone’ — meet Thomas Markun, Vice President, Finance Operations at Zurich North America, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently performing strategic avoidance under executive spotlight. Legend says they once solved a problem. We’re still waiting for proof.
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