Tim Cook
Chief Executive Officer @ Apple
Industry: Technology
- Chief Executive Officer @ Apple
- Vice President of Corporate Materials @ Compaq
- Director of North American Fulfillment @ IBM
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Wears strategy goggles but sees only buzzwords: Tim Cook, Chief Executive Officer at Apple, believes in open-door policies, as long as the door leads to someone else’s office. Currently synergizing passive resistance into actionable stagnation. The team trusts them like a printer trusts a Friday afternoon print job — with absolute fear.

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