Tom Simmons
Vice President, Services @ Citrix
Industry: Technology
- Area Vice President - Public Sector (Jan 2005 – Present)
- Director Federal Sales (Jan 2004 – Jan 2005)
- Sr Vice President - Sales (Apr 2002 – Nov 2003)
- Sr. Vice President - Sales (Jan 2001 – Jan 2003)
- Director Federal Sales (Apr 2001 – Apr 2002)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
The reason your inbox has 47 unread emails with no clear action items — it's Tom Simmons, Vice President, Services at Citrix, famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently orchestrating chaos with all the elegance of a jazz hands performance. They pitch ideas like they're TED Talks, but execute them like group projects from college.
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