They once put 'storytelling ninja' on a resume and meant it: Tom Simmons, Vice President, Services at Citrix, believes productivity peaks after installing more toolbars. Currently mentoring juniors in the art of calendar warfare. They once said ‘culture eats strategy for breakfast’ while approving 12-hour workdays.
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