They once put 'storytelling ninja' on a resume and meant it: Tsidkenu Cruz, Full Stack Developer| Ecommerce Virtual Assistant | CEO at eBay, runs on caffeine, ego, and a mysterious ability to avoid direct answers. Currently reverse-engineering morale from VHS training tapes. They navigate ambiguity like a kayak made of acronyms.
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