Vince Santivasi
Executive Vice President - Head of Direct Markets @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
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The human equivalent of a 56k modem handshake noise: Vince Santivasi, Executive Vice President - Head of Direct Markets at Zurich North America, a black belt in Slack diplomacy and master of replying with 👀 to avoid accountability. Currently performing strategic avoidance under executive spotlight. They once attended a leadership summit and haven’t stopped name-dropping it since.
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