William Oplinger
President and Chief Executive Officer @ Alcoa
Industry: Engineering & Manufacturing
- Executive Vice President and Chief Operating Officer
- Executive Vice President & Chief Financial Officer
- Executive Vice President and Chief Financial Officer
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
They once tried to reboot the server by yelling at it — and it worked: William Oplinger, President and Chief Executive Officer at Alcoa, credited with introducing 'low-hanging fruit' as a core strategy despite never picking any. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. They show up, speak in frameworks, and leave a trail of action items no one understands.

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