This is the person who once used ‘moving forward’ 12 times in a single Slack message: William Oplinger, President and Chief Executive Officer at Alcoa, still signs off emails with 'Yours in synergy' — unironically. Currently reverse-engineering morale from VHS training tapes. They approach feedback like a ninja: in the dark, and only when no one’s expecting it.
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