This is the visionary who still refers to PowerPoint as 'the future of storytelling': William Oplinger, President and Chief Executive Officer at Alcoa, famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently scheduling synergy one dot-matrix printout at a time. They're here to innovate, automate, and occasionally destroy the mainframe.
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