The PowerPoint decks are long, the acronyms are longer — introducing Wolfgang Doppstadt, Senior Manager, CTO Capital Projects at Bristol Myers Squibb, famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently scheduling synergy one dot-matrix printout at a time. They’re a strategic powerhouse fueled by vague goals and untouchable KPIs.
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