Zulqaranein G

@ Zoom

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Meet the human embodiment of a mission statement no one remembers, Zulqaranein G, null at Zoom, famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently curating decision fatigue with a side of optimism. When they say ‘plug and play,’ they really mean ‘pray and reboot.’

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